南瓜vs偶像

票务维修与保洁员

Hey,最近还是老样子。像以前一样。我们好像两个长不大的孩子,还在一起互相损对方。

例如最近坐地铁,我们看见地铁报站,便会说,各位乘客,前方到站是XX站,请小南瓜抓紧下车。又或者说,各位乘客,列车发生故障,即将爆炸,请小南瓜呆着不动。于是她一边笑,一边不停的反驳我。

最近让我们哈哈大笑的还有这件事。我们在等候地铁的时候,经常会听到广播通知某某站台需要保洁员,某某闸机需要票务维修。于是,我便称她为保洁员,她便说我是票务维修。于是,我的恶趣味又上来了,跟他开玩笑模仿广播:XX站台有人呕吐,请保洁员前往聚餐。最后这事演变成,我笑的流了泪,她笑的肚子痛。可能你无法想像,这近乎无下限的语言怎么会如何好笑,但是在那种场景下,你却无法拒绝,忍俊不禁。

还有,她最近在看韩国的《running man》,我对这种事情一直不怎么感冒,便告诉她这些真人秀其实都是演出来的,根本没那么好笑。但是她就是这样,笑点太低,你经常听到她在家里突然爆笑,让人受不了。

有时候我真的受不了,但,我就爱这傻傻的笑。

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